I've been asked to report on the issue of
'N O I S E A V O I D A N CE'... to be exact those pesky FIRE ALARMS that humans think is necessary! As an Urban Diva, while I agree this is required for safety, it is unavoidable As my auntie would say "2 annoying".
My ears......yikes - how loud does it have to be???
Where is my Swiss toque?
|RESTING MY EARS!|
ALTERNATE SOLUTIONS (be Coolio don't panic) :
1) Find a laundry bag and hide;
2) Under the Bed;
4) Curl up with your human companion
5) Indulge in a bag of catnip - that usually FIXES MOST THINGS!
The BEST SOLUTION if you know ahead of time is: TAKE A VACATION DAY!
If all else fails, go to the theatre and do some IMPROV.
Don't worry about it Darlings...its usually OVER SOONER THAN YOU EXPECT.
:) HINT: Rest assured, your kind human will give you a nice dish of WARM MILK or a treat of FISH:)
See you next time Darlings........................I'm off to the theatre!