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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Dawn Chorus

Thursday, Feb. 1st.

Good morning, Darlings.

A new month awaits us and your breakfast.

If you really want to get your breakfast early do this! Strategy is the key.

5:00 a.m. Observe  your humans sleeping activity at dawns early light LOL.
Creep on the floor, and leap high in the air on the bed, landing softly.
Gently, creep beside your human and meow (using your highest octave pitch) in their ear!

If that doesn't alert them, look for an exposed foot and bit it.

This will really annoy them and you'll get what YOU WANT!

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