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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Selective Listening

Apply the following criteria for the above:

1) Can be used daily or when the situation calls for it;
2) Use the correct body language should be used for maximum effect (turn your back away from your human). The ears should be splayed and in the "V" formation, wiggle them giving the illusion you are listening - when you are not);
3) Hold the body position like you are a frozen statue, this will really annoy them;
4) If they start calling you, do not meeow.

Never give in to humans, show them who is boss. For the Diva or Divo reigns!

See you next time Darlings!.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Welcome to my Advice Column

Welcome my darlings!


This is my newly created ADVICE column:

All the advice you really wanted to hear about HUMANS but were

afraid to ask!

Keep those paws crossed and poised for more details to follow.